1. |
Suicide Cop
01:33
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911 whats your emergency?
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2. |
Testicular Torsion
02:29
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put a noose around my nuts
choke them to death
beat my balls till they're black and blue
and im all out of breath
testicular tortion baby
testicular tortion
twist my nuts around and around
cut off the air supply
yank on them so fucking hard
that i want to die
testicular tortion baby
testicular tortion
punch my nuts in the fuckin guts
threaten them with a knife
shoot my balls with a fucking gun
and take away their right to life
testicular tortion baby
testicular tortion, bitch
testicular tortion
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3. |
Insecticide
01:05
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Enemy of the people
Destroyer of the proletariat
My fuckin' boss
should have his fuckin' throat slit
INSECTICIDE
WORLDWIDE
Everybody fuckin' pisses me off
All of the soldiers and the cops
I wanna hit 'em in the face with a rock
I wanna tear out their fuckin' hearts
INSECTICIDE
WORLDWIDE
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4. |
Eat Fresh
01:05
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jared from subway is going to jail
he's gonna be locked up in a cell
he's gonna be in the fuckin jail
its gonna be his personal hell
give him a footlong or a six inch
jared from subway is gonna suck our dicks
and he'll probabally get stabbed in the back
and he'll probably get his fuckin ass beat in
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5. |
Punk Rock President
00:48
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oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
there once was a guy named donald trump
he was an asshole and he fucking sucked
someone broke into the whitehouse
gave him a Discharge record now he's freaking out
donald trump is turning punk
shaved his head now he's got a mohawk
donald trump is turning punk
he's in the mosh pit now
now he's not a peice of shit
he's moshing in the pit
donald trump is turning punk
he's a turning punk now
hes's the punk rock president
his name is donald trump and he's my friend
oi oi oi oi oi oi
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6. |
No Girls
01:54
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girls go to jupiter
to get more stupider
boys go to college
to get more knowledge
girls put down the toilet seat
when they have to pee
boys always leave it up
because we dont give a fuck
no girls allowed
in our clubhouse
girls like to talk too long on the phone
why dont they leave us boys alone?
girls only wanna do girly stuff
boys wanna rock out and we want to cuss
girls go to venus
cause they dont have a penis
girls go to earht
to think about my girls
boys are smart, girls are dumb
boys drink beer
girls chew gum
boys rule, girls drool
we them boys
no girls allowed
in our clubhouse
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i was drinking fifty beers
at the fucking bar
i'll drink another fifty more
and kill some people with my car
i am the insane fucking
vehicular homicide guy
underneith my car
their bodies crack
im killing lots of people
with my pontiac
i am the insane fucking
vehicular homicide guy
feeling their bones crush
underneith my wheels
im driving people over
with two tons of steel
i am the insane fucking
vehicular homicide guy
im drinking and driving
im driving fuckin fast
im drinking and driving
im gonna run over your ass
i am the insane
fucking
vehicular homicide guy
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8. |
Aryan Arab
02:01
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My good friend's identity crisis
Got him kicked right out of ISIS
Pure blond hair with sky blue eyes, his
Heart is brown, and his fight is righteous
Aryan Arab (Aryan Arab)
Pedigree race borne of his parents
Aryan Arab (Aryan Arab)
Fair-skinned origin of terror
Aryan Arab WOO
Fights the good fight on the far right
Born Semite but his skin is pure white
Indo-German wearing a turban
He's determined to get his virgins
Aryan Arab (Aryan Arab)
Raised by a scarab, there's nothin he's scared of
Aryan Arab (Aryan Arab)
Cleaning gene pool starting with Paris
Nobody loves him
Says you can't trust him
push and they shove him
Just cause he's Muslim
He's got a button
That triggers combustion
He's got a gun and
He married his cousin
On the no-fly list
Kicked out of ISIS
Into Third Reich shit
They'll be surprised when
He busts out the mosque with
an Israeli hostage and
Two Iron Crosses
He's going to Auschwitz
He knows an Imam
Who looks like Saddam
Who can build him a big bomb
He learned from Mein Kampf
His name is Muhammad
He got really strong cause he
Eats viener sausage
If it's Halal it's the
Aryan Arab (Aryan Arab)
All he wants to do is kill all Jews
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9. |
Steel Toe
01:41
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i got steel toes
and no where to go
if you give me shit
you're gonna get your ass kicked in
i'll kick your teeth in with my steel toe boots
i'll crack your skull
i'll kick your teeth in with my steel toe boots
i'm gonna rip you a new asshole
you asshole
these steel toe boots
are big and fucking mean
these are the baddest fuckin steel toe boots
that you've ever seen
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10. |
Free Couch
02:24
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free couch on the side of the road
its got a couple of stains
its missing a few cushions
its been out in the rain
free couch
free couch on the side of the road
its got a couple of holes
it smells like piss and shit
it would look great in your home
free couch
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11. |
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"I Drove All Night" is a song written and composed by American songwriters Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly and made famous by American singer Cyndi Lauper. The song was originally intended for Roy Orbison, who recorded it in 1987, the year before his death, but his version was not released until 1992, after Lauper's version became a top 10 hit on both sides of the Atlantic in 1989. The song has also been covered by Pinmonkey (2002) and Celine Dion (2003) among others
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12. |
Respect
04:01
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big middle finger up in the air bitch
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